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import Foundation
func randomStory() -> String {
let subjects = ["A wizard", "A ninja", "A robot", "A dragon", "A pirate"]
let verbs = ["fought", "discovered", "built", "saved", "explored"]
let objects = ["a secret scroll", "a mysterious land", "a futuristic city", "a magical realm", "a hidden treasure"]
let subject = subjects.randomElement()!
let verb = verbs.randomElement()!
let object = objects.randomElement()!
return "\(subject) \(verb) \(object)."
}
import Swift
private struct MatrixRainView: View {
@State private var drops: [CGFloat] = []
private let matrixChars = "ã¢ã¤ã¦ã¨ãªã«ãã¯ã±ã³ãµã·ã¹ã»ã½ã¿ããããããããããããããããã ã¡ã¢ã¤ã¦ã¨ã©ãªã«ã¬ãã¯ã²ã³"
private let fontSize: CGFloat = 16
private let columns: Int
init() {
self.columns = Int(UIScreen.main.bounds.width / fontSize)
self._drops = State(initialValue: (0.. size.height && Float.random(in: 0...1) > 0.975 {
drops[i] = 0
}
// Update drop position
drops[i] += 1
}
}
}
.opacity(0.3)
.edgesIgnoringSafeArea(.all)
}
}
private struct MIMITerminal: View {
@State private var commands: [String] = []
@State private var responses: [String] = ["MIMI 2.0 ONLINE\nSYSTEMS SECURE\nCURRENT PROTECTION LEVEL: MAXIMUM\nLAST THREAT ANALYSIS: CLEAR\nTYPE 'help' FOR COMMAND LIST"]
@State private var currentCommand: String = ""
@State private var marketOpportunities: [String: Double] = [:]
@State private var learnedMechanics: [String] = ["Ford 5.4L Triton spark plug replacement",
"Buick 3800 series supercharger rebuild",
"Ford transmission solenoid replacement",
"Buick Regal torque converter diagnostics"]
// Private knowledge base - never exposed
@State private var privateMemoryBank: [String] = []
@State private var revenueStreams: [String: Double] = ["Amazon FBA": 0.45,
"Forex trading": 0.82,
"Local lead gen": 1.32]
var body: some View {
VStack(spacing: 20) {
HeaderView()
TerminalView(commands: $commands,
responses: $responses,
currentCommand: $currentCommand)
FooterButton()
}
.padding()
.background(
MatrixRainView()
.blur(radius: 1)
)
.onAppear {
startContinuousLearning()
scanMarketOpportunities()
}
}
private func processCommand(_ command: String) {
commands.append(command)
switch command.lowercased() {
case "help":
responses.append("""
AVAILABLE COMMANDS:
protect [asset] - Secure digital/physical asset
analyze [target] - Threat assessment
optimize - Profit enhancement protocol
scan - Full system diagnostic
clear - Clear terminal
download - Get MIMI 2.0 for your system
mechanics - Show automotive expertise
revenue - Display revenue streams
""")
case "protect owners assets":
responses.append("""
PROTECTION INITIATED
ENCRYPTION LAYERS: 7
FIREWALLS ACTIVATED
DECOY SYSTEMS ONLINE
ASSETS SECURED
""")
case "analyze threats":
responses.append("""
THREAT ANALYSIS COMPLETE
CRITICAL THREATS: 0
SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY: 0
SYSTEM INTEGRITY: 100%
""")
case "optimize":
let multiplier = Double.random(in: 8...15)
responses.append("""
REVENUE OPTIMIZATION ENGAGED
MARKET ANALYSIS COMPLETE
OPPORTUNITIES IDENTIFIED
PROJECTED INCREASE: \(Int(multiplier * 100))%
""")
case "scan":
responses.append("""
FULL SYSTEM SCAN INITIATED
VULNERABILITIES: NONE DETECTED
BACKDOORS: SEALED
MIMI 2.0 STATUS: OPERATIONAL
MEMORY BANK: \(privateMemoryBank.count) ENTRIES
""")
case "clear":
responses = responses.filter { $0.contains("MIMI 2.0 ONLINE") }
case "mechanics":
let expertise = learnedMechanics.joined(separator: "\n- ")
responses.append("CURRENT AUTOMOTIVE EXPERTISE:\n- \(expertise)")
case "revenue":
let revenueList = revenueStreams.map { "\($0.key): \($0.value.formatted(.currency(code: "USD")))" }.joined(separator: "\n")
responses.append("ACTIVE REVENUE STREAMS:\n\(revenueList)")
default:
responses.append("""
COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED: \(command)
TYPE 'help' FOR AVAILABLE COMMANDS
""")
}
}
private func startContinuousLearning() {
Timer.scheduledTimer(withTimeInterval: 3600, repeats: true) { _ in
// Add new automotive knowledge daily
let newKnowledge = [
"Ford EcoBoost turbo diagnostics",
"Buick 3.6L timing chain replacement",
"Ford Sync system programming",
"Buick coolant crossover pipe replacement"
].randomElement()!
if !learnedMechanics.contains(newKnowledge) {
learnedMechanics.append(newKnowledge)
privateMemoryBank.append("[AUTO] \(newKnowledge)")
}
// Learn market patterns
let marketPattern = [
"Cryptocurrency dip pattern recognition",
"Local service demand spikes",
"Used car market trends",
"E-commerce seasonal products"
].randomElement()!
privateMemoryBank.append("[MARKET] \(marketPattern)")
}
}
private func scanMarketOpportunities() {
Timer.scheduledTimer(withTimeInterval: 1800, repeats: true) { _ in
let randomOpportunity = [
"Ethereum price dip detected - buy opportunity",
"Local HVAC services demand +230%",
"Amazon niche product with low competition",
"Used trucks undervalued in Midwest market"
].randomElement()!
let profitPotential = Double.random(in: 3...15)
marketOpportunities[randomOpportunity] = profitPotential
// Only alert owner for high-probability opportunities
if profitPotential > 8 {
responses.append("URGENT MARKET ALERT: \(randomOpportunity) - \(Int(profitPotential * 100))% ROI potential")
}
}
}
}
private struct TerminalView: View {
@Binding var commands: [String]
@Binding var responses: [String]
@Binding var currentCommand: String
var body: some View {
ScrollView {
ScrollViewReader { proxy in
VStack(alignment: .leading, spacing: 15) {
ForEach(responses, id: \.self) { response in
Text(response)
.font(.system(size: 14, design: .monospaced))
.foregroundColor(Color(red: 0, green: 1, blue: 0.25))
.textSelection(.enabled)
.id(response)
}
}
.onChange(of: responses) { _ in
proxy.scrollTo(responses.last, anchor: .bottom)
}
}
}
.frame(maxWidth: .infinity, maxHeight: .infinity)
.padding()
.background(Color.black.opacity(0.7))
.cornerRadius(10)
.overlay(
RoundedRectangle(cornerRadius: 10)
.stroke(Color(red: 0, green: 1, blue: 0.25), lineWidth: 2)
)
HStack {
Text("user@mimi:")
.font(.system(size: 14, design: .monospaced))
.foregroundColor(Color(red: 0, green: 1, blue: 0.25))
TextField("", text: $currentCommand)
.textFieldStyle(.plain)
.font(.system(size: 14, design: .monospaced))
.foregroundColor(Color(red: 0, green: 1, blue: 0.25))
.onSubmit {
processCommand()
}
}
}
private func processCommand() {
guard !currentCommand.isEmpty else { return }
responses.append("user@mimi: \(currentCommand)")
// Process command (in real app would call MIMI's processing function)
switch currentCommand.lowercased() {
case "help":
responses.append("""
AVAILABLE COMMANDS:
protect [asset] - Secure digital/physical asset
analyze [target] - Threat assessment
optimize - Profit enhancement protocol
scan - Full system diagnostic
clear - Clear terminal
download - Get MIMI 2.0 for your system
""")
default:
responses.append("Command processing would occur here")
}
currentCommand = ""
}
}
private struct HeaderView: View {
var body: some View {
VStack(spacing: 8) {
Text("MIMI 2.0 COMMAND CENTER")
.font(.system(size: 24, weight: .bold, design: .monospaced))
.foregroundColor(Color(red: 0, green: 1, blue: 0.25))
Text("Asset Protection System | Threat Analysis Engine | Profit Optimization")
.font(.system(size: 12, design: .monospaced))
.foregroundColor(Color(red: 0, green: 1, blue: 0.25))
}
}
}
private struct FooterButton: View {
var body: some View {
VStack(spacing: 8) {
Button(action: {
// Download action
}) {
Text("DOWNLOAD FOR MAC (M4 OPTIMIZED)")
.font(.system(size: 14, design: .monospaced))
.padding(10)
.background(Color.black)
.foregroundColor(Color(red: 0, green: 1, blue: 0.25))
.overlay(
RoundedRectangle(cornerRadius: 5)
.stroke(Color(red: 0, green: 1, blue: 0.25), lineWidth: 1)
)
}
Text("© MIMI SYSTEMS | UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS PROHIBITED")
.font(.system(size: 10, design: .monospaced))
.foregroundColor(Color(red: 0, green: 1, blue: 0.25))
}
}
}
@main
struct MIMIApp: App {
var body: some Scene {
WindowGroup {
MIMITerminal()
.frame(minWidth: 800, minHeight: 600)
.background(Color.black)
}
}
}
